What should McDonalds provide as the toy in an adult Happy Meal?

I'm really not convinced that bacon can't be the correct answer.What should McDonalds provide as the toy in an adult Happy Meal?
I always thought that a hole in the bottom of the box would be nice. I could sit it on my lap %26amp; offer my date some fries. Now THAT'S a happy meal.
blow up doll. something to help burn them calories off.What should McDonalds provide as the toy in an adult Happy Meal?
Quaaludes
A picture of a cheerleader's golden arches
ALI
Something that can be solar powered and make a brrr sound.
Dildo.
Maalox. Those onions kill me.
Haha it has taken me so much self control to not say what im thinking right now xD
Some free memberships to...adult sites.
Water Balloons of course !
A dildo or a mini vibrator.



Kids love those things.
a strap on and a whip
A blunt
Keys to a new way of life
Gift cards
A flask
BBW MILF PORN
A clown to teach them new tricks. ;)
How about picture of a treadmill?
A rubber would be nice.
free cardiac and obesity care.
McAnal Beads..... fun for boys %26amp; for girls!
A free membership to a gym.
k/y and a sex manual for clowns.
dont get me started.