What are some awesome*but terrible gifts to give me on Xmas?

Heres some of Chris Crocker's examples:

AA batteries, gas station lighters with eagles, Mcdonalds toys... etc

He's funny and quite correct.What are some awesome*but terrible gifts to give me on Xmas?
a tiger....
Toilet paperWhat are some awesome*but terrible gifts to give me on Xmas?
bottle opener for your key chain



Betty Boop lip gloss



Bok Choy Boy

spelling dictionary

fun girl games